Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Courtney Love demands world no longer treat her as a sex object. World obliges.

 Posted by Hello
Other possible headlines:
Hole front woman swallows Black Crowes front man

Cobain's widow seeks comfort in Mamma Cass's closet

Courtney Love shoots video for cover of Weird Al's "Eat It"

Love attempts to shake paparazzi with Janis Joplin disguise

Photo courtesy of Conversations About Famous People


At 9:26 AM, Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

holy sh#t! she's really blown up!

At 10:27 AM, Blogger tj1972 said...

Poor Courtney...hard living is taking a toll. TripleJ, writing witty headlines should be your full-time gig.

At 12:11 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

Well, I guess she's given up the smack--she's to fat to be a junkie now! She looks like one of those squinty-eyed albinos.

I remember an old joke--Q: What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky? A: After three periods, Gretzky takes a shower.

My best headline of late was for an obit of Shelby Foote: "Foote, Asleep."

At 12:35 PM, Blogger CHW said...

Jesus Christ! That's quite alarming.

With headlines like that, you should work for the Onion.

At 3:03 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

Q: What were Kurt Cobain's last words?

A: Hole's gonna be really big!


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