Sunday, July 10, 2005

Miss Hilton gets a mouthful

Backstage at Live8 Ricky Gervais (of the British TV series "The Office") was at the side of the stage. Paris Hilton walked up to him and said how much she liked his stuff.

Ricky: "Have we met before?"

Paris: "Yes. I'm Paris Hilton."

Ricky: "Oh, sorry Paris, I didn't recognize you without a cock in your mouth."

Exit Paris in a huff.

--This a guest post from Bankston. True account found online. Published unedited including the headline. Used without his permission.

If you haven't check out the original, British version of 'The Office', you should.


At 6:31 PM, Blogger tj1972 said...

Terribly humiliating and I can't help but feel a little sorry for her, but that's hilarious.

At 6:50 PM, Blogger Scrubby Nub and The Bothered Brigade said...

It shows goes to show the Ricky's genius extends beyond the small screen. What a brilliant individual.


At 8:24 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

Am I the only one that thought that all that fucking mascara made Paris look like a raccoon in that night vision sex video?

At 11:10 PM, Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

1 nite in paris

At 11:13 AM, Blogger Martin McFriend said...

I love Paris Hilton and think she gets a bad rap. Since when were we, as Americans, supposed to not like hot sluts?

I bet this Ricky cat gets no ass.

At 11:25 AM, Blogger CHW said...

Hey, Paris promotes herself as a sex kitten, so she's going to get treated as one. Still, pretty harsh comments for someone who simply wanted to say hello.

At 12:18 PM, Blogger lilihammer said...

Sounds like Paris wanted to say more than "hello," seeing as she walked up to him and said how much she liked his "stuff." I think Ricky missed his chance for a canoodle.

(sidebar: How is it that Brits can say words like "cock" "shit" and "fuck" and make it all sound positively Shakespearean?)

At 6:42 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

Maybe the problem is that she puts on airs. It's one thing to be a whore, act like a whore, and realize it and play along with it, but she lately said she wants a wedding at St. Paul's or Westminster Abbey in London, and thinks she deserves it because she is, as she put it, "the closest thing there is to American royalty."

Statements like that make you a target for any kind of insult that comes along.

And for my part, give me Emma Peel in a black leather catsuit and I'd listen to her say "cock," "shit," and "fuck" all day long.

At 4:44 PM, Blogger MarkMcL said...

Hey - I got married in St Pauls Cathedral (30-Oct-93, long story) but it wasn't to PH and I didn't deserve it either.

Anyhow, Methinks she has a shakey grasp of "normal" life. Ricky may have been a little cruel but it can be hard to resist the snappy riposte.

At 10:28 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

I'm still waiting for word on when I'll get my spot in Poet's Corner in Westminster Abbey for my body of Austin burger joint reviews.


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