Thursday, July 07, 2005

No. 3: Name that celebrity



Last week, someone got the answer at 'hello.' Let's hope this one isn't so easy.

And yes, I do promise less males and more ass in the coming picks.

16 Comments:

At 5:09 PM, Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

i dont know but i bet he developed a drug dependency early on.

 
At 5:33 PM, Blogger JMH said...

Jonathan Lipnicki, the little boy from "Jerry MacGuire".

 
At 5:39 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

Yeah, I was gonna say Lipnicki too. (God, doesn't that name sound like the noise a cat makes coughing up a hairball?)

He looks like the blonde spawn of Sean Astin, but I know he only has two young daughters.

Come on, Triple J, must you really dip into your NAMBLA downloads to keep your loyal readers entertained?

 
At 5:49 PM, Blogger TripleJ said...

You had it at hello, jmh. Damn, nice work.

 
At 5:56 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

Speaking of creepy former child actors, whatever happened to Haley Joel Osment? Last time I heard of him was that "Secondhand Lions" he did with Caine and Duvall.

 
At 5:59 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

Off topic, but doesn't this NYT headline sound like a Frank Zappa album title?:

"An Umbrella in a Shower of a Million Bits That Had Been a Bus."

 
At 6:21 PM, Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

my accomplice, Youngling #1, just had an audition Tuesday with Haley Joel Osment. Said he's about 17 now maybe

 
At 9:40 PM, Blogger Luke said...

NAMBLA...isn't that the North American Marlon Brando Lookalike Association??? And I was going to guess Ricky Williams, but apparently I would have been wrong. Dammit!

 
At 9:41 PM, Blogger Luke said...

Whoops...I saw the orange and assumed that was a Dolphins T-shirt. I'll take the Emily Litella route now: never mind!

 
At 10:28 PM, Blogger Scrubby Nub and The Bothered Brigade said...

I saw a picture of him earlier today and Tom Cruise had his arm around him. I fear for his virgin ass.

 
At 10:28 PM, Blogger Scrubby Nub and The Bothered Brigade said...

Scientology weighs eight pounds.

 
At 12:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey, FYI

Ryan at wiltern
08-16 Los Angeles, CA - Wiltern Theatre
08-17 Los Angeles, CA - Wiltern Theatre

 
At 11:29 AM, Blogger Martin McFriend said...

This kid should have been cast as Tanner in the new Bad News Bears.

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger lilihammer said...

Instead of "less males and more ass," how about less prepubescent male ass? That's a little pervy.

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

Yeah, where's all the semi-nude pix of your buddy, that notorious "ladies man" Barry Diller?

 
At 4:03 PM, Blogger princessmalin said...

BD? Probably trying to figure out a way to convince the world that Ask Jeeves is spyware-free. GLWT.

 

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