Saturday, July 23, 2005

No. 6: Name that celebrity

7 Comments:

At 1:28 PM, Blogger tj1972 said...

That's the newly slimmed down, Jack Osbourne. Read that his recent weight loss is a result of training (and colonic irrigations) to become a muaythai kick boxer. Go figure.

 
At 5:49 PM, Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

wha' happened? no more oxycontin ccovered krispy kremes?

 
At 8:21 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

Relax, Kelly is still maintaining her Jabba the Hutt-like fighting weight.

 
At 9:20 PM, Blogger Scrubby Nub and The Bothered Brigade said...

I think the Krispies are extra coated in OC. I've got some handles of love, but I ain't down for that diet. I am down for Muaythai though.

 
At 10:02 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

Well, I just learned I've gained 50 lbs. in the past year and am about 100 lbs. over my ideal weight. But I don't know about the Jack Osbourne diet either. I'm not big on exercise. In the words of Calvin Coolidge, "I do not choose to run."

And while I might not mind the irrigation, where would that little Cambodian family live if not in my colon?

 
At 10:49 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

Oh, speaking of seeing celebs, I was in downtown Austin this afternoon at 7th and Congress, near the Paramount Theater and the Stephen F. Austin Hotel. I saw a guy who looked a bit like Carson Kressley (sp.?) showing an old couple around.

When they crossed to my side of the street, the young man pointed out some architectural details on the roofline of the Driskill Hotel, and I realized the woman in the bright red, uniform-style dress with the big brass buttons was none other than Miss Carol Channing.

By the time I fished my camera out of my backpack the trio was well on their way to the Driskill, and I wasn;t interested enough to stop them.

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger TripleJ said...

We have a winner. Nice work, tj1972. Thanks for the backstory.

I've got another "Name that ... " coming up this week -- and it's a guaranteed no-right-guesses.

 

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