Tuesday, October 18, 2005

It's Like a Steven Wright Wet Dream

HS boy #1: Okay, who's Pavlov?
HS boy #2: I don't know, it doesn't ring a bell.
--N train
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So That's Who Sparks Wrote Their Song About
Girl #1: All old people talk about is food.
Girl #2: Well, all we talk about is sex.
--71st & 3rd

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New York's Funniest: Unsung Heroes
Two cop cars are after someone, heading downtown on Fourth Avenue, sirens going. One cop brakes abruptly and throws it into reverse and makes a backward left turn onto 86th Street, where a civilian is sitting in his car, waiting for the light to change. The cop car smashes into the front of the civilian's car, and the cop announces on his megaphone: Wake up, dildo!
--Bay Ridge

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It's Like It's Supposed to Have Some Meaning
Man #1: Do you live in New York?

Man #2: No.
Man #1: Go ahead. Take my spot. I see that statue every fucking day.
--Cruise ship, Hudson River


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**These can be found on Overheard in New York. Brilliant idea, sometimes brilliant results.

5 Comments:

At 7:19 PM, Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

yes! recently found that blog via Scout's links. GREAT idea.

 
At 7:12 AM, Anonymous Mardou Fox said...

That headline reminded me what a funny, underappreciated, son-of-a-bitch Steve Wright is.

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger jsbankston said...

Overheard in my first English class, freshman year in college:

Woman 1--Yes, we had to bury my father this summer....

Woman 2--Oh, did he die?

I hoped the first woman would shoot back and say, "No, we were just sick of the old bastard!"

 
At 4:27 PM, Blogger lilihammer said...

Overheardintheoffice.com is just as brill, if not more so.

Manager #1: Are we meeting sometime today?
Manager #2: We already met.
Manager #1: Oh. Did I miss anything important?
Manager #2: Well, you missed the meeting.

 
At 10:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

overheRD in rhe bust. big boobs. rR r

 

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