Saturday, January 28, 2006

"I Saw" No. 114

The following took place at Rick's (home of the Tuesday half-price burgers) at 6:42pm.

A petite woman, face draped by a hoodie, walks into the open-style, small tavern, alone, wearing sneakers, jeans, and a snug, hip-length white shirt. She heads straight back to the restroom as three female bartenders gather and whisper. Hoodie woman then types into a Sidekick as she stops before going into the restroom. Minutes later, she comes out, head down, and leaves.

Half the bar thought the staff was talking about some person who just came in to use the restroom without asking. The other half knows it was Paris Hilton.

3 Comments:

At 10:44 PM, Blogger Satisfied '75 said...

"that's hot..."

 
At 12:29 PM, Blogger jsbankston said...

That's odd. I heard she does most of her pissing in the backs of cabs. I think there's one cab driver who wants to sue her, claiming he's "got her DNA" on the towel he used to wipe her piss up.

 
At 10:14 AM, Blogger princessmalin said...

Does that mean that the restroom at Rick's is open to non-paying customers of the non-tinkerbell-sort as well?

 

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